Saga Of The Spook Duke
Outline of a fantasy historical play in 3 acts
Act One. Enter
Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford. He is cultured, well-travelled,
well-spoken and imaginative. His Queen summons him to her secret service.
Intrigue follows; espionage, secrets, lies, exposures, reversals, betrayals,
swordfights and the knife in the back. In the end Elizabeth the First deprives
him of title, lands, name, identity… but not life. He becomes a genuine
‘spook’; not merely a spy, but truly a restless spirit, neither alive nor dead.
And what made the Virgin Queen grant so grim a reward, and the Earl accept it?
I propose illicit love. His clever tongue got him into trouble, and then
halfway out.
Act Two. The
Spook Duke (yes, he’s an Earl, but Spook Duke rhymes) takes to dreaming, having
nought else to while away the tedious days and year of his half-life. He dreams
of the life he used to have; and what a tale he tells! But he cannot speak in
forthright journalistic prose, for the ever-watchful Queen would punish
indiscretion with true death. Instead he retreats to poetic drama. And even so,
what use unpublished playwrighting? Enter Wm. Shakespeare, impresario, manager
of the Globe Theater. He offers a deal; “I provide actors, sets, costumes,
audience and my signature; you, O Spook Duke, provide the one thing I lack;
Genius.” And why does the forlorn Spook Duke accept the humble role of
ghostwriter? What but illicit love? The genius is bisexual and grateful, the
impresario opportunistic; such liasons are not unknown in the theater world.
Act Three. Time
passes, as does life. Eventually the Bard dies, both his body (Wm. Shakespeare)
and his soul (the Spook Duke). The Bard is laid to rest, a tombstone erected at
the gravesite; and on the headstone are the words, “curs’d be he who moves these bones.” Does the grave have something
to hide? Could it be that the coffin holds not one skeleton, but two? But who
would dare defy the Bard’s curse, just to check a literary theory?
The curse is on “he
who moves these bones.” I propose this
ending, fit for a Queen; the gravediggers and forensic scientists who unearth
the coffin are women!