From the Liar: Major Credit Cards Honored

               From the Annals of the National Liar

               V2#2 October 31, 1995

         Major Credit Cards Honored

               Minor Credit Cards Mocked

               Micro Credit Cards Snubbed

               Discredit Cards Denounced

               Mega Credit Cards Worshiped

               Checks Rejected

               IOU’s Persecuted

               Barter Tolerated

               Gold Acknowledged

               Money Accepted