Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Disclaimers for a Mathematics Paper



          Disclaimers for a Mathematics Paper


          The theory you are about to read is true. Only the facts have been changed.
          The theorems you are about to read are not necessarily those of the management.
          This work has been rigorously, mathematically and scientifically checked and rechecked to minimized and eliminate all possible error. I can safely guaranteed that at most one paragraph falls short of absolute truth. Unfortunately that single dubious paragraph is this one. This is an absolute guarantee of this entire work – except the absolute guarantee.
          This is a work of mathematical fiction. Any resemblance to any real object, now or ever, is purely coincidental.

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